One time, somewhere in the depths of London, I saw Robert Llewellyn (Red Dwarf’s Kryten) read Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven. It wasn’t quite up to Vincent Price standards, but who can compare to Price?

Well…maybe Rollins. Maybe.

Because while you were probably never aware that what you needed in your life was Henry Rollins reading Dr. Seuss’s Oh, the Places You’ll Go!, what you really need in your life right now is Henry Rollins reading Dr. Seuss.

Not only is he reading it, but he deconstructs the tale with furious logic throughout.

Thanks Funny Or Die. Enjoy.