Having to read countless reviews a day, and even more album sales notes, I’ve come to understand one thing. Music reviews are often insane. Of course, not every music review is complete nonsense, but the ratio doesn’t swing in a positive favour.

So why let them have all the fun? To continue the tradition of incoherent music reviews, here begins the Brainfork Split-Second Reviews.

WHO? And What?!: We Are the Physics – Your Friend, the Atom

Sounds like: Mindless Self Indulgence knocking over a TV in the middle of showing Adam West era Batman, while fighting Does It Offend You, Yeah? in a science class.

Verdict: Fuck yeah, why not?

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